The Girl's Guide to Depravity

I got one of these snotsuckers for my sick baby over the holidays.  For those who aren't familiar, if your baby's got a stuffy nose, you suck the snot out through the tube (they don't know how to blow it yet, duh!) and a little blue sponge at the bottom collects all the boogers so they don't go into your mouth.    The first time I sucked up some snot my boyfriend asked me if they make them for adults. 

He said he had a stuffy dick.