A guy friend of mine just asked for my help in banging this 24-year-old assistant at his work that's been giving him blue balls for the last month.
Now obviously, I have all the dirty tricks that will make this dirty trick drop her panties in seconds flat, but do I really want to work for the opposing team?
She's clearly not a Depraved Girl, because a Depraved Girl wouldn't be such a dick tease. So fuck it.
If you happen to be the only blonde party girl from Arizona who won't put out -- let this be a warning to you. Game on.
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