Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Myth Of Moby Dick


I've had some big dick in my day. But guys, I'm going to let you in on the dirty little secret women don't want you to know: bigger is NOT better.

Women like the idea of a sizable schlong because mounting a 10-incher is like a badge of honor, something to brag about to their friends.

But just because I can climb Mt. Everest, doesn't mean it feels good summitting.

In fact, that shit can straight up hurt. There's been times with a big boy when I felt it was going to poke a hole in my stomach and my liquid lunch of vodka tonics was gonna come spilling out of my cooch.

Much like Goldicocks, I prefer a prick that's not too big and not too small but juuuuuust right.

But I'm sure there's plenty of ladies (and gentlemen) who will disagree. So size queens, weigh in: Do you like fucking a Moby Dick or is it just so you can tell a whale of a tale?

14 comments:

flowersforhomes said...

great find of a picture to illustrate your post....... it cracks me up......

Heather said...

Yeah, she's great ;)

Anonymous said...

In what position(s) did you like to summit Mt. Everest? That could possibly make a difference. What's the range of big have you dealt with?

Anonymous said...

I'd say being well hung is much better than the alternative. All women want me. All guys wish they were me. I bet you got excited like a little girl on Christmas morning every time you unwrapped one of those monster cocks. Sure, maybe you left a little bowlegged and sore, but you always want a ride. I think that's how it works especially with women like you. You might not initially intend on having sex, but when you get sight of my 10 inches you can't resist.

Anonymous said...

Average is fine for me...

Anonymous said...

7 inches and flat stomach is all you need. even the slutty girls will worship it.

Anonymous said...

*7 inches is still considered to be larger than average.

Anonymous said...

I married a Moby Dick...that was the end of my life as an anal queen.

Isaac Coin said...

When does one become an "anal queen?"

Anonymous said...

Heather, was it like this with your big boys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuSYFmL8RoM&feature=related

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Anonymous said...

I'd have to agree, bigger is not better, and its more on how a guy can use it. I've been with a 5incher, 6incher and 8incher... you also have to account for width... but I have to say the 6incher was the best cuz that boy could MOVE!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for this! It's been something that's been on my mind since forever, but I never knew anyone who openly agreed. All about the attentiveness :)

Anonymous said...

I'm definitely a bit of a size queen - the ability to fit in those cutely gold-foiled Magnum Trojans is what my like-minded girlfriends and I refer to as the Gold Standard. This includes lots of jokes about 'must be this tall to ride'.

I may be in the minority, but I love deep penetration, and you just can't fuck me hard enough with a 5" dick (although I think we can all agree that pencil dicks need not apply). And while there is definitely something to what the 'motion of the ocean' girls opine, I think it bears countering that when his junk is big enough, he doesn't even need to know what to do with it to get me off: Thrust. Repeat.

xxBrooke

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