Let me start off by saying that I am not the kind of girl who thinks that the guy always pays, no matter what. But "going Dutch" is for pussies who will never see mine if they try to make me split the bill.
I've got no problem paying my own way -- in fact, I'll even pay his way too when it's my turn, but way to suck any sexual tension right out of the room if you have to stop and get out your calculator and figure out who owes what.
Once I somehow got the hottest guy I've ever masturbated to to ask me out to dinner. Halfway through the appetizer I had to go get a paper towel to put down on my chair, because I was that wet for him.
I was giving him a serious footjob under the table for the entire meal. We couldn't wait to get the check and tear each other's clothes off. Well, the waiter brought the bill and instead of the first words out of his mouth being "Let's get outta here and go fuck", he said "Wanna go Dutch?"
My vag dried up faster than the Sahara.
Sorry dudes, I have no problem paying the whole check, but don't ask me to go Dutch or you'll never see my Brazilian.
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