Let's face it, girls. We're not as young and flexible as we once were. So after pulling an all-night hot and heavy humping session, sometimes we wake up in the morning to find ourselves with the worst bangover of our lives. So how do you make it to the morning meeting when you can barely walk straight?
1. Neosporin is your friend. Use it generously on the inner and outer lips. Yes, using the slippery substance can also make you hot and horny but resist the urge to jack it, your vag needs a break.
2. That pocket vibe you carry with you in your slag-bag? It makes a great jaw massager when you can barely close your mouth after some serious sucking and fucking.
3. DO NOT WEAR A THONG! If you just had some vigorous butt sex, you'll regret it. Trust.
4. If all else fails, a little hair of the dog never hurt. Call in sick and climb back on that horse!
5 comments:
Slag bag...love it!
Yes, my new favorite phrase, thanks to you!
Ha! bangover. Nice one. Really though? You need neosporin on your junk?
I don't even want to think about why you can't wear a thong after butt sex.
Also, yoga. Yoga sooths the aching muscles.
Yoga? I dip my thing in yogurt after a long night of gentle, passionate banging. Go with vanilla. It soothes the most.
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