It cures colds. It keeps Cameron Diaz looking young. It's more relaxing (and cheaper!) than a Xantini:
An orgasm a day.
SOME people may find it a daunting daily task due to a hectic lifestyle, lack of a partner or bad hand-eye coordination (not me -- show me a jacuzzi jet and I'll show you my jizz.) But if you're tired of your vibe/hand/massaging shower head and looking for new and interesting ways to spice up your self-love, here's a few ways to sneak a spank in your daily life:
1. Rub your chuckie up against the dryer while you're doing your laundry. Thanks, Betty Draper!
2. If you live in the suburbs, give your gardener the day off and shove your snatch up against the vibrating mower.
3. If you're at work, Betty Draper that copy machine! You can also use one of those strap-on vibes which are totally discreet and whack off at your desk -- (although if you're a squirter, better pair that with some Depends.)
4. My friend swears that the knee raise at the gym is an "orgasm machine." So pull up those knees and let go - O!
What are some OTHER unusual ways to rub one out?
5 comments:
How does the copy machine technique work?
have your husban do it for you
And if any of the above techniques don't work - I've got a few that do. Guaranteed.
Scott in NY
you think cameron diaz looks young? are we lookin at the same leather face smoker's skin hag?
Haha, I have to agree with Nadette. I used to run on the same schedule with an elderly-looking woman who I later found out was Cameron Diaz.
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